One, you get to enjoy mugging comfortably on a nice warm soft sofa seat with a cup of Venti Long Black that just cause $5 a cup which can last you for about 3 hours.
Second, you get to see alot of friends. I was expecting to see StarFucks regular En Quan but ended up seeing Roy and co. (Muhammed, Sendy, Chi Xiao etc) and MJ's Floorball team and if I'm not wrong MJ dancers too.
Third, after seeing your cool friends and get a nice environment to mug the shit out of my puny brain, my male hormones get a temporal adrenaline boost whenever the door opens. Holy cow, the probability of a beautifully crafted female face coming through the glass door is 8/10.
Fourth, you get to overhear lots of weird conversation like this group of Secondary kids who were sitting beside me. They kinda reminded me of how childish I used to be HAHAHA and then there was this group of same sex school (I swear I meant, same sex, school) girls on my left after Baoxian and co left, who were camwhoring and talking about Seventeen. I realised girls do read the sex column! Hmm...
Fifth, because I was busy spamming my body with Venti Long Black while mugging, Nature Calls me 10 times per hour to go to Century's Square's toilet to relieve the agony of my increasingly compressed bladder. During the long expedition from Tampines Starbucks to the toilet you get to see alot of interesting people, and not to mention, iCandies ;D
All in all, it was an awesome experience studying at Starbucks and I shall go there tml to mug Economics.
Total coffee dosage today: 7 cups
Chances of liver failure: 95%
Price paid: $5
Anyway here's some interesting snippets of conversation I have late at night after coming home from mugging:
Omg, BX. I'm not a TJ Pimpster :S
ANYONE HEARD OF NONYA KOPI BEFORE?!
OK this one NAT is the killer. She's the best, denki.
Anyway I want to introduce to you all this foreign exchange scholar friend of mine who just recently came TJC not long ago. I was expecting a really sizzling hot girl with buttcheeks as humongous as DHL balloons and boobs as sharp as a electric drill but she turn out to be the geekest of all geek...
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PRESENTING, TAN KOR WOONG
She came from N/2[a+(n-1)d] town, China. Apparently she is bethrothed to another scholar by the name of IFreakingProITakeKIYouGPNoobs but she eloped to Singapore with the man of her dreams 1s2,2s2,2p6, oh well. Touching story, but due to her geekiness demand drops dramastically, price of TKW Pte Ltd stock dropped by 396% to $0.0005 per share.
Meet the man of her dreams, 1s2,2s2,2p6. He has no eyes.
Multi Racial Harmony Program: Learning how to be an Indian
HA! IN YOUR FACE!
Okay anyway my cousin will be going to Spain during his school holidays. I'll be placing orders of Zara clothes with him because according to him the price is really cheap there compared to Singapore (because Zara there is to our Giordano here, ok lah, lucky not as bad as Hang Ten thank God) so if you guys would like to stack up the orders as well let me know.
Who knows? Might get a bulk discount, but not guaranteed.
Ok, anyway I think it's time for me to turn in now because it's getting late. If I wake up feeling fresh and bright and the air is still breezy I'll probably go downstairs and hit the gym then head for a good dim sum breakfast with family.
Cheers,
Leon Ohhhhhhhhhh
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